September 2011
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August 2011
2 posts
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July 2011
8 posts
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Whats the point..
..of buying a car when you’ve just failed your driving test for the second time.
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June 2011
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Surprise fucking surprise
You’ve checked in on facebook, and what a massive shock you’re at the pub. Surprise of the century.
owwww
Last night was good fun, drunk a whole bottle of jack played alot of wii. Glad my sister managed to have a good birthday even without going out.
p.s. playing the micheal jackson experiance at 2am, drunk really makes you ache in the morning
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I think...
…i could easily run an 80’s disco with the stuff on my itunes
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May 2011
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April 2011
4 posts
The only way is Essex
Is fake, orange television gold
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Oops
Apparently not posted anything since the end of january
January 2011
16 posts
Alright
guilty conscience much
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I'm to ill/poor to go clubbing for your birthday
but i’ll happily sit in the garden of a pub in the freezing cold all night and spend loads on drinks and then probably pizza after. At least we know who we can rely on in the future.
So thank you to those who made Russianliteratures birthday excellent. And those who couldn’t be bothered can expect the same from us in future.
arrgghh
It’s really helpful for my running regime when i get told not to use the running machine. Not until its oiled which will be done “when i get the chance”. Thanks for being so helpful
Whats the logic...
…behind putting two adverts with sound,that begin at the same time on a page. Poor web design i say
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Congratulations
You check yourself into a psych ward, doesn’t mean you need to post about it like it’s an achievement
Half an hour
is how long my break is today, been working since 8am won’t be done till 7-8pm
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Time for a run
should probably send my days work off as well
October 2010
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